We don’t know how we got here either, but it was this or a midlife tattoo.
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Dachshund Poopin T-Shirt
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Yorkshire Terrier Yorkie Doodles T-Shirt
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French Bulldog Frenchie Peeking T-Shirt
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Borzoi Swim Test T-Shirt
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Corgi Peeking T-Shirt
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Pointer We Walk At Dawn T-Shirt
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Chihuahua Peeking T-Shirt
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Chiweenie Turkey T-Shirt
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Dachshund Lower Rack T-Shirt
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Great Pyrenees Different Room T-Shirt
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Chihuahua Scooter T-Shirt
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Springer Spaniel Doodles T-Shirt
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FAQs
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery. If something isn't right, reach out at support@taco-dog.com with your order number and we'll take care of it.
Each order is printed on demand — made after you place it, not pulled from a shelf. Production takes 2–5 business days, then shipping adds a few more. US orders typically arrive within 7–12 business days. You'll get a tracking number once it ships.
Yes — orders over $75 ship free within the US. If you're close to the threshold, a second shirt is usually the right call.
The most reliable method: grab a shirt you already own that fits the way you want this one to fit, measure it flat across the chest, and compare it to the size chart on the product page. These are unisex fits and run on the relaxed side — when in doubt, that method beats guessing.
T-shirts are Bella + Canvas 3001 — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, except heather colors which are a cotton-poly blend. Sweatshirts and hoodies are Gildan cotton-poly blends. All of it washes well; cold water, tumble dry low, don't overthink it.
If you take really good care of your clothes, then you should wash everything inside out on cold & line dry it - but who's got time for that?











